“I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.”


Of course, I brought all the biscuits and water on the raft with me to keep them safe. Idiot.


“i masturbate too much” i say as I start masturbating again





life occupation: silently waiting till people forget about the great gatsby  


I’ve made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. 



“When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?



Annie Hall | 1977

I thought of that old joke, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” And the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd. But I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.



Admit that the waters around you have grown, and accept it that soon you’ll be drenched to the bone. If your time to you is worth savin’, then you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone;

For the times, they are a-changin’


“I did have a knack for playing weirdos. There’s still sort of this perception of me out there as being this crazy guy.” - Gary Oldman